This is for all those Rajnikanth fans
Rajnikant rocks.. JJJ
Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun… The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon… Later this situation was named as..
Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone.. Now that stone is known as
Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first… But Einstein died after watching that… bcoz..
LIGHT came second…
Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race…… Don’t even try to guess wat happened
Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!
Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with his broom…
2day that boy is famous as “HARRY POTTER”…
Rajinikant went fr a morning walk frm Chennai . and in afternoon police arrested him.. why??
Bcoz he reached USA without permission…
Once Rajinikant bunked a whole day in school..
Since then that day is known as sunday…
Rajnikanth doesnt need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates -)
Before tom cruise,rajnikant was approached for the movie “mission impossible” but he refused
as he found the title insulting
Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyones surprise he started laughing and replied-Do you really think they are jokes?
Rajni once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy is now called…………..
“OSAMA BIN LADEN” thats rajini mind it !!!!!
Once rajnikant donated blood to a small,thin boy suffering from malnutrition .. today the child is known as
THE GREAT KHALI
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back… .
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours … can u ???
rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it…
Rajnikant issued a cheque And.
The Bank bounced.
Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai
Rajnikant stopped it in Lonavla … : D
As a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities, today that diary called as.
Guinness Book Of World Records
Once Rajnikant lost his wallet. since then….
the world is facing recession.
Once Rajnikan taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the doorbell….
today that kid is known as inspector Daya(CID).
Galileo used lamp to study… Graham Bell used candle… Shakespeare studied in street light…. But, do u know about…
RAJNIKANT???? ONLY AGARBATTI !!!!! (My God)
Once Rajnikant hit a six and that ball is known as
Once a boy inserted A CD named rajnikanth into his PC… Guess wot…
His PC started Rotating around the CD rom
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one
Intel’s new tag line for its processors …
Rajnikant’s school time homework is now known as
Rajnikant was caught on d highway for speeding
Rajnikant was shot today..
Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral
Rajnikant got his driving license at the age of…….
Why did the British leave INDIA in 1947 ?
Because they came to know a baby Named Rajnikant will be born in 1947
The newly got symbol for the Rupee is actually
A 22 wheeler huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
Since then, it is called TATA NANO.
Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won
Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and helped him by giving money. The beggar is now called
Rajnikanth knows that Bingo Mad Angles is tasty from .
Rajnikant can make two parallel lines.
Intersect each other.
Once Rajinikanth was throwing Paper Rockets in the air. The Next day, .
World Trade Center Came Down!
Rajnikanth woke up in the morning and decided that he had to share atleast 1 or more of his knowledge with the World. Thus..
Google was born.
When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look
left and right before moving.
After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave
Times of India 3 stars.
Once a person threw an ignited Cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as
“SUN” and the person is none other than “RAJNIKANT”
Rajnikanth calls VOLDEMORT by his name and Voldemort calls him as “u know who”
Rajnikanth has counted to infinity…. Twice!
Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge…
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai…
Rajnikanth kills harry potter in the 8th book.
Rajnikanth’s pulse is measured in …
RICHTER SCALE !!!! 🙂
Rajnikanth knows …
Who let the dogs out !!! 😀
Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test… The rough sheet he used is known as …
OXFORD DICTIONARY !! 😀
Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in …
TOM and JERRY !! 😀
If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, Britishers would have fought to get independence from India !! 🙂
The ultimate RAJNI fact :
Even GHAJINI remebers RAJNI !!!!!
People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
Yes RAT paper…. Rajnikant Aptitude Test !!! 🙂
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,
And got it.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold,
so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up..:-P
Rajinikanth once had a heart attack…
His heart lost..:-p
Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it…:-)
Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table,
bcoz he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajnikanth Did his KG from 7 different schools
Now they are known as IIT’S.
Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajni kant swims across the Atlantic ocean with heroine in one hand and… titanic in the other.
THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLE’S FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!