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November 3, 2011

Weird/Amazing Experiences/Things that I did in life

Name at least 10 weird/amazing experiences/things about your life.
I came across this in some blog hopping.

Now once I started this, I couldn’t really stop as I got many endless experiences to write here. But I thought I will only mention the ones which can be shared with everyone ;). Some are good, some are funny and some are sad.

As it is at least 10, I did not limit it to 10.

1. Singing in a school singing competition. My brother had to face the embarrassment (we both were from the same school) as I literally read the wordings of the song rather than singing.

2. When I was a kid (may be 5 or 6-year-old), I was almost drowned in a river. I almost took my brother who came to help me. At the same time god has sent a saviour who was washing his clothes there.

3. After being a grown up kid, I almost killed Kishore by choking his throat. I cried for more than half an hour after that.

4. I am the one who bought the first drink for many of my cousins & friends (mainly the female ;)).

5. Once I drank Pepsi with full of chilli flakes as part of a challenge. I would never do that again in my life.

6. I climbed Mount Kinabalu and had explored both the Timpohon and Mersilau trails. I would climb again if Swetha would join me.

7. I had many close encounters with “death”. I was never worried about any of those accidents, but cannot forgive myself for one such accident in which Vijay got badly injured.

8. Did the world’s highest bungee jump at Macau and I would do it again and again 🙂

9. Took money from dad’s pocket when I was a kid and got a nice bashing for that.

10. I had twice touched 160 km an hour speed in a car and once touched 130 km an hour on bike. It was an exhilarating experience and hope to cross those speeds.

11. Had hiccups for almost 2 full days and had a real bad time. Mind you hiccups just seem so simple, but they are not.

12. I wasted 1 year 8 months in my life without having a proper vision to my life. People don’t believe but I feel bad about it even today.

13. Due to my sleep I missed my destinations many a times since my childhood and it’s still going on now.

14. I have done a marathon of movies and saw 20 movies over a weekend. This is something which I am trying to beat almost every month 😉

15. Did couple of half marathons without any practice and now planning for full marathon this December.

16. Climbed Singapore’s tallest building using steps. It was definitely painful, but the view at the end was relaxing.

17. I was drunk so much in a party and even today I do not remember what I did that night. I have to believe all the weird stories that my friends tell me.

18. Went to airport to drop off a friend and flew to India without any planning for a weekend.

19. Slept in almost all the important exams. I wish I used that time in reviewing my answers :P.

20. I shouted out answers in an examination hall ;).

21. Travelled alone to Ho Chi Minh City and actually enjoyed the trip. I am missing that experience these days.

22. Travelled South India for 4 days without a break and sleeping only in the SUV.

23. Did a weird journey to Singarayakonda overnight without knowing the route and address.

There are lot more weird, exciting and amazing things that I want to do. Hope this list grows leaps and bounds and very quick 😉

Have a happy day to you all!

April 7, 2011

Careless

As everyday I & Swetha got ready for running and went out of the house and locked the door. As soon as I locked the door, I realised that I forgot the key inside. I asked Swetha, if she took the key and the answer was negative.

Next step was to call the owner and get the key or totally change the door key. As both the phones were new we did not save the owner’s number in our phones. First step failed.

Source of Photo

Next step was to call the agent and take the owners number. As both the phones were new we did not save the agent’s number in our phones. Second step failed.

Next step was to ask the neighbors if they got the owners number. Luckily one of the neighbor got the number and they called the owner from their phone. I took the address as BLK 919.

We thanked the neighbours and took the taxi to Tampines BLK 919. Taxi driver dropped us at BLK 916 ST 91 Tampines and told us that 919 would be somewhere around. We went around to see where BLK 919 was. Ran around for 30 mins and called the owner twice and still were in the same place with out any success. I asked the local people around if they know where this BLK was. To my surprise they told me that they were here for last 20 years and there is no BLK 919.

I SMSed the owner to send the street number and area. She gave me the same address as where I was standing. I took yet another taxi just to go around the same road and end up near BLK 916. Finally owner lost the patience and she asked us to wait near BLK 916 and she came over.

I and Swetha were telling her the whole story and in fact showed her the sign boards where there was no 919 written. She said it is written there and its just that the light is not ON. I was shocked and looked carefully at the board again.

My owner said “Nine VO Nine” and I heard it as “Nine VON Nine”.

April 6, 2011

After effects of India winning World Cup

March 18, 2011

This happens not only in India

This was the scene at the Petronas Towers queue where we were waiting for getting the tickets to go up the Twin Towers.

December 23, 2010

Rajni Rox !!!

This is for all those Rajnikanth fans

Rajnikant rocks.. JJJ

Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun… The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon… Later this situation was named as..
SOLAR ECLIPSE

Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone.. Now that stone is known as
SRI LANKA

Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first… But Einstein died after watching that… bcoz..
LIGHT came second…

Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race…… Don’t even try to guess wat happened
Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!

Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with his broom…
2day that boy is famous as “HARRY POTTER”…

Rajinikant went fr a morning walk frm Chennai . and in afternoon police arrested him.. why??
Bcoz he reached USA without permission…

Once Rajinikant bunked a whole day in school..
Since then that day is known as sunday…

Rajnikanth doesnt need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates -)

Before tom cruise,rajnikant was approached for the movie “mission impossible” but he refused
as he found the title insulting

Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyones surprise he started laughing and replied-Do you really think they are jokes?

Rajni once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy is now called…………..
“OSAMA BIN LADEN” thats rajini mind it !!!!!

Once rajnikant donated blood to a small,thin boy suffering from malnutrition .. today the child is known as
THE GREAT KHALI

Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back… .
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called
GIRAFFES.

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours … can u ???
rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it…

Rajnikant issued a cheque And.
The Bank bounced.

Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai
Rajnikant stopped it in Lonavla … : D

As a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities, today that diary called as.
Guinness Book Of World Records

Once Rajnikant lost his wallet. since then….
the world is facing recession.

Once Rajnikan taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the doorbell….
today that kid is known as inspector Daya(CID).

Galileo used lamp to study… Graham Bell used candle… Shakespeare studied in street light…. But, do u know about…
RAJNIKANT???? ONLY AGARBATTI !!!!! (My God)

Once Rajnikant hit a six and that ball is known as
Planet Pluto!

Once a boy inserted A CD named rajnikanth into his PC… Guess wot…
His PC started Rotating around the CD rom

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one
bird.!

Intel’s new tag line for its processors …
“Rajnikanth Inside”

Rajnikant’s school time homework is now known as
wikipedia

Rajnikant was caught on d highway for speeding
While walking

Rajnikant was shot today..
Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral

Rajnikant got his driving license at the age of…….
18 seconds

Why did the British leave INDIA in 1947 ?
Because they came to know a baby Named Rajnikant will be born in 1947

The newly got symbol for the Rupee is actually
rajnikant’s signature.

A 22 wheeler huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
Since then, it is called TATA NANO.

Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and helped him by giving money. The beggar is now called
‘Bill Gates’

Rajnikanth knows that Bingo Mad Angles is tasty from .
which angle.

Rajnikant can make two parallel lines.
Intersect each other.

Once Rajinikanth was throwing Paper Rockets in the air. The Next day, .
World Trade Center Came Down!

Rajnikanth woke up in the morning and decided that he had to share atleast 1 or more of his knowledge with the World. Thus..
Google was born.

When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look
left and right before moving.

After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave
Times of India 3 stars.

Once a person threw an ignited Cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as
“SUN” and the person is none other than “RAJNIKANT”

Rajnikanth calls VOLDEMORT by his name and Voldemort calls him as “u know who”

Rajnikanth has counted to infinity…. Twice!

Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge…

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai…

Rajnikanth kills harry potter in the 8th book.

Rajnikanth’s pulse is measured in …
RICHTER SCALE !!!! 🙂

Rajnikanth knows …
Who let the dogs out !!! 😀

Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test… The rough sheet he used is known as …
OXFORD DICTIONARY !! 😀

Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in …
TOM and JERRY !! 😀

If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, Britishers would have fought to get independence from India !! 🙂

The ultimate RAJNI fact :
Even GHAJINI remebers RAJNI !!!!!

People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
Yes RAT paper…. Rajnikant Aptitude Test !!! 🙂

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,
And got it.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold,
so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up..:-P

Rajinikanth once had a heart attack…
His heart lost..:-p

Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it…:-)

Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table,
bcoz he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajnikanth Did his KG from 7 different schools
Now they are known as IIT’S.

Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajni kant swims across the Atlantic ocean with heroine in one hand and… titanic in the other.

THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLE’S FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!

December 23, 2010

Mistake

 

Found this funny and wanted to share with you guys

November 30, 2010

Life’s so difficult for poor billionaires…

Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storeyed home…… Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes bye to Nitaben on 16th floor, says ‘see you’to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 crore Mercedes to office, but then, he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs.
But on which floor?


15th, 17th, 19th, 14th, 21st, 16th or 13th ?
He phones all his servants, cooks,maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, lift attendants etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running around on all the floors, but the key is not traceable .
Fed up, after half an hourof frantic search, Mukeshbhai leaves in a huff in a chauffeur driven Ikon car.
At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back , a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai’s pant and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found.
This was detected because of Nitaben’s habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally.
Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nitaben with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukeshbhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 A.M. last night …
Mukesh replied that he was at home all night.
“Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M?
I was so much worried…I could not sleep whole night,” quizzed Nitaben.
“Oh That helicopter….That helicopter came from Germany , sent by Mercedes people to deliver the duplicate car key”…….mumbled Mukesh.
Moral of the story : Stay in 1 BHK / 2 BHK flat only. The Least-Problem Home.

September 9, 2010

Russell Peters .. How True

When I came to Singapore in 2007, I moved into Mahesh’s room. He asked me to see a comedy video of some Canadian born Indian by name Russell Peters. Ever since I saw that video I have become such a huge fan of Rusell and his Comedy style. As of today in my friends group, when ever we feel a little low, we see one of the many videos of Russell that we downloaded.

As a fan of Russell, we friends normally try imitating him in many ways in our daily life. We also try comparing the cultural resemblance that asians have with respect to what we saw in his shows. Yesterday one of those similar events happened which made me write about this post.

In one of the show Russell explains how Indians and Chinese cannot do business with each other. The same thing happened last night with us when we were looking for a taxi at Clarke Quay.

A Chinese guy who owns a van which could fit 10 people came to our group and asked if we were interested in taking his van.

Chinese Guy: Hello, You want Van for your group.
I: No thats ok.

Chinese Guy: You take 2 taxi and pay 50 dollar, you pay 50 dollar and come in my van
I: OK. Then give me a good deal.

Chinese guy speaks to his friend who is the actual driver and the says

Chinese Guy: You seem to be a good man. I give you a good deal. 49.90

Everyone in the group remembered the same scene from Russell show where a Indian goes to chinese shop to buy a bag and Chinese shop owner would’nt give a discount of more than 50 cents.

I: OK tell me what you can get me in 10 cent without hesitating for a moment.

And to all of our surprise he came up with an answer.

Chinese Guy: Give me 10 cent I can get you a mint.

Ha ha Russell, how true and well said.

Chinese and Indians can do business together but cannot do it with each other. Chinese do not give a bargain and Indians do not leave a bargain.